Hapee Gobble Gobble Day!!

I Kinda Remember...

Fawk, OK, where to start?

Fucking Hawaiian 'Nomad Division' Party.  First off I want to apologize for the seating arrangements for Pho, I had no idea that many people would show up for a noodle bowl.  But DMBK rolls hard, the motherfuckers from Suba came by, Tai, Heath and myself convinced the ladies to come out, plus all the usual suspects.  Big Steve (the nicest guy in Denver) even braved the weather and rode his scoot.  Props to all you bastards who came out.

Safety meetings first and we were actually at Pho right on time (7:30) even though most everyone else was early (for once?).  The big table had shitty service while we had a waitress who just did what we told her to do, tried to give us a extra order of wontons and laughed at all of Los's jokes. I didn't get the noodle bowl I ordered but whatever.  My appetizers were great, though Peezy ate the last dumpling.  Who gives a shit when beers are that cheap?

Out of Pho and headed to Don's mixed drinks right down the street.  We got down to the real business of heavy drinking, smoking, shit-talking, wearing a berkah and the usual nonsense  That's really the last thing I totally remember.  I kinda remember talking to some chick outside when I snuck off to burn one.  I also kinda remember her telling Big Steve that he would be OK to ride without a taillight, "Nah yo signals work, yo good.  Besides what kind of guy rides a scooter."  I kinda remember both of us looking at each other with aspirations of kicking her in the C**t but alas neither took the opportunity at least not that I remember.  I kinda remember the gaggle of drunk girls rolled out of the bar, trying to spit their game to whoever got in front of them..  I kinda remember being chastised for taking to the stupid drunk girl by E which was funny only because she didn't here me telling her to kick rocks.

I should of been taking pictures of all of this, but somethings are better left as just memories.

Saturday was Erico's annual Toys for Tots ride benefiting the Ronald McDonald house.  Paul, Patrick and myself got there right as the ride was about to leave so we didn' get any of the raffles tickets, I was just glad we made the ride.  Especially since Brian rode all the way from Evergreen again, you and Beto would have made a cute couple!  This ride normally has a pretty good turn out, but this year (out of fear of the weather/cold and maybe some people have the same feelings I am having now) it was only about 30-40 scoots including the big bikes who were stationing at some (why not all?) turns.  I was aware of the usual 'old people' crowd that goes on this ride but it's for a good cause and people usually ride pretty smart. 

Hindsight is 20/20.

Without getting into the details, people were not riding safely IMHO, people were not riding in any kind of formation.  Two people went down as the result of one dummy who (luckily) was one of those who fell.  How you make a Mp3 which is a fucking 3-WHEELED SCOOTER fall over I will never ever know.  But that guy did it.  The best riding people that day were DMBK (ORLLY) and Rival Gang.  Those darn A.S.S. fuckers (that is not a reference to S.Q.R.E.A.M. or any ones sexual preferences, rather to the Aurora Scooter Society) need some serious group riding lessons.  Not only in safety and basic knowledge but also in how to keep a group together.  And that dude wondered why we never rode with them. 

So we did the usual deal, hung out for the food and warm drinks.  I bought a 25cent pin for five dollars and it was time to go.  The Nun wanted to go to the bar but I really think I was still drunk from the night before so everyone just said their goodbyes and went home.  Patrick and I as well as the other Paul (He won the scooter at 'little somethin' somethin', which now has a burrito bag on the seat) got stuck in Broadway going down to one lane under I-25 and to make matters worse the god damn state patrol was right fucking in front of us.  Stuck, for a good 15 minutes.  Finally we made it through that and it was a straight shot home. 

While I was riding home I did come to the conclusion that we have been riding long enough and can get a big enough ride together that we should do our own donation ride.  No more dealing with the old crowd or filling out waiver's.  Just a fucking ride for a fucking good cause.  So any of you guys who have some ideas let's throw them out and get thinking about this.  I really like what RivalGang is doing with the half-pints of love so I will be talking to them at some point.

Update coming at some point...

Sorry, it's been a crazy two weeks.  But until I can YAK about all of it, here are my lessons learned:

Always make reservations.
There are extremely cute girls at punk shows.
Cute girls at punk shows won't buy you beer.
Watch how much you drink.
Carlos is not married, so don't say he is.  My bad Los...
Stickers go extremely quick.
I will NEVER attend the toys for tots ride again, we WILL do our own donation ride.
Riders Rides, Flakers (say they are gonna ride and then don't) Flake.

nice.

totally random monday.

it's a shitty monday! hooray!

i feel like some excellent points are made on both sides in this video.

Update It has been a while

zombie eyes

Nice eyes


as always it is still a work in progress, feedback always welcome. I promise , I won't make fun of your stuff , If you disagree or send you personal messages hah.

DRAMA, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!

I'M SORRY

YOUR WELCOME!

The past two hours went by surpisingly fast.  My fingers hurt too. 

But I did apologize, feels weird, but it was the right thing to do.

See you guys tonight!  7pm @ Signs On Broadway!

Great Day...

Loco Moco fur breakfast, a stop @ the beach to finish my coffee and watch the surf, then Lunch - ahh Huli Huli. Last stop, topped it off w/ some green-tea shave ice.

Hey Bu5k. Sorry, this is gonna be the new sticker & blog header...

Thank you for the Hi-Rez file Bu5k.  Your drinking for free when your here next month.  You may also need a extra bag for all these damn stickers you have to take back to 808!

Plus I owe you a dolla!

DMBK Acronyms

Trying to come up with more sticker ideas, along the lines of 'Drink Milk, Barf Kookies'.  I'm not good at things like this so throw out some ideas.  Ridiculous will be appreciated and considered, so go that route if need be.  I would also love submissions for 'WORST SCOOTER KREW EVER' & 'DMBGay' logo idea's for T-shirts.


Dump                  
Mary
Bring
Kelly

Den
Mother
Brings
Kookies

Den
Mother
Beats
Kids

Derek
Must
Be
Kidding

Don't
Mention
Black
Krackers

Do
More
Bad
Krap

Drink
More
Bud
Kid

Dirty
Man
Boy
Krew

Do
More
Bad
Karaoke

epic save

seriously?

zombie ride 2010

zombie ride anyone? mr. Nun on a big ruck wanted to invite everyone to this shindig. i quote:

So next Saturday marks ZOMBIE CRAWL 2010. Whos down for ascending into this 16th street bloodbath!!! This year they have, for reasons that make my eyes wanna roll, opted to not start at dusk as they have in the past but start at 2 in the afternoon. I say we meet around 2, hang out for a bit and then drive down there when we've all assembled. I have spoken to some rivals and some friendlies already about it but I'd like to officially invite anyone out- It'd be supercool to see any hhooligans; dmbk, this would be right up ya'lls ally too! ANYONE who can make it out, this could be a potentially really cool event- I took the night off work, as i do not f**k around when it comes to zombies.

We will Meet at Streets of London at 2!!! I've got a thumbs up and a happy welcome from the staff, I'm really good friends with the Manager Steph and she is hyped n cannot wait to see us all zombied out!!!

*There is an amazing zombie makeup tutorial I found on youtube- LOOK IT UP. Its a 2 pt segment- Tried it out yesterday and it works great *but takes time to dry so if you go this route do it well before meetup time.

As far as routing goes it'll be pretty easy- Straight down colfax with all the other walking dead!!!!

I say we should make the BIG BLUE BEAR @ the convention center our parking point and then creepy crawl onto 16th from there. The Park at Arapahoe and 16th marks the zombie crawl ground zero- I hear this year they are gonna have zombie movies projected as a backdrop for the carnage!

Try and dress as bloody and as gross as possible- The more over the top we go, the better. *I'm covering my entire scooter in blood!!! Feel free to do the same!!! GOOGLE FAKE BLOOD- Good, inexpensive recipes.

*I realize this conflicts with a misfit toys ride- feel free to ride with them to lookout mt. if you have already committed- that crew rocks!!!

PLEASE TELL ALL YOUR SCOOTER BRETHREN ABOUT THIS BRAIN-EATING GOOD TIME!!!

SO......... who thinks they are in?!?!???

i am horribly zombiephobic. but i wanted to pass the word. kyle really wants to make this happen so show if you can.

Scooters in music videos cont.

4. this band took their name from the Roland TR-808 drum machine


5.sometimes abbreviated 3eb



6.this one is just a classic

ONE DOLLA!

SHooOOOTZZ!

Scooters in music videos

1st one of the popular ones



2nd not a well known band here in the states


3rd this band had a song in the movie The Devil Wears Prada .

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

okay, this is not fascinating right off the bat and I KNOW it's North Carolina, but - just read on down.

Clayton man charged with habitual impaired driving

Raleigh, N.C. — A Clayton man has been charged with habitual impaired driving after a Wake County sheriff's deputy says he was driving a moped while drunk Saturday.

Deputies wrote in an arrest warrant that Eric F. Scarborough, of 322 W. Second St., was driving his moped erratically on Poole Road. He had red, glassy eyes and an strong odor of alcohol but refused to take a blood test, the warrant states.

okay, so that is in no way interesting EXCEPT: when did "habitual impaired driving" become a charge? I AM FRIGHTENED U GUYZ SRSLY. tell me this is not some wacky new law enforcement trend that is sweeping the nation.

Andy's favorite Channel

this one reminds me of Busk

"Whoever wishes to keep a secret must hide the fact that he possesses one"

Many thanks to Johann Wolfgang von Goethe for the rad quote for the title of this post.  You can read more about the most important German language writer ever here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe

So it has come to my attention that what is said here while nonsense may hurt some peoples feelings.  The point of this was to say ANYTHING about ANYONE and not have to worry about offending said individuals.  But in doing so the blog is open to anyone and everyone, anyone who happens to find it can read it.  I have left it off the search engine and blogger listings features as a magic Harry Potter type blanket cloaking device, but any resourceful human being could get here.  So my question is do we remove the cloaking device but add a feature where only 'members' can read it.  Or do we just stay where we are at?

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”

Chanakya has some good shit to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanakya

It seems like all the good quotes are from centuries ago.  Nowadays we get "Superman dat Ho"!

hey

thank for making me feel welcome, momma bear. i feel, like, popular and shit. :D

so um.... hi. if you go over to my own blog you will quickly discern that i post a lot of random stuff. i'll try to keep it relevant here.

i'm kind of a lazy ass blogger. i have a bunch of queries set up in googlereader, don't you know. and being a lazy ass and also nosy, i have a lot of them set up like this:

"scooter"

because i can't be bothered to make a nice search with more precise terming. and therefore sometimes i get results like this:

Darwin Award Nominee of the Day

Darwin Award Nominee of the Day: So apparently this South Korean gentleman, frustrated at having just missed the elevator, began ramming the doors with his motorized scooter, at which point the panels gave way, and he plummeted down the elevator shaft to his untimely demise.

via DailyWhat.

so there's an example for you. and, you know, not a scoot. but still funny!



ok, later.

WELCOME AIMEE!

One of 3 female DMBK riders.  Bonus points for whoever can name the other 2.  She is the main inspiration for me to start a DMBK blog, well, and to talk shit about other people.

Make sure you check out her personal blog as well, it puts this one to shame:

http://modchen.com/

WELCOME HOME AIMEE!