Fuck, I for got all about this...

Sorry for the 5 of you check this once a month hoping for updates.  I really have no excuse so lets move forward.  Riding season is basically upon us, yet the rain keeps me from even trying to bring my scooter home.  But the wettest month is almost over so here are some things that we have coming up.

This upcoming Wednesday (5/25/11) we will will be meeting at The Streets of London Pub on Colfax (CLICK) .  Beedo managed to find a guy that some of you should know, Destro/Jeff who works there and scored us 25 free drink tickets.  So were gonna try something different and meet there.  I say even if it's raining we need to show up, so plan accordingly, I'll need a ride or can bus it if I can get a ride home.  Lets try and keep 'youknowwho' out of the loop on this so I'm simply posting about a SuperSecretDMBKWednesday, with no real info.

Bu5k is in town on 5/26/11, so hopefully he has something in the works.  If not Bu5k hit me up!

TinyTown ride will be done on a Sunday in June.  Not sure which one yet, but I'm thinking the middle of June.  Any suggestions?

DMBK will be partially donating a scooter at this year's Little Somethin Somethin.  RivalGang is willing to throw some money towards the purchase of a scooter and we can handle the rest.  I would appreciate any help I can get from you guys to buy the scooter, but have no problem covering the purchase cost myself.  I would though encourage everyone to think about some way that they could contribute in making the scooter DMBK, RivalGang and giveaway worthy.  Paint, washers and/or bolts, wiring work, grips, seat, tools, spare parts, fluids, manuals or anything that would give it that extra touch would be appreciated since it would be a DMBK donation.  Basically I want it to be something that anyone of us would ride, plus you can try and win it.  Hit me up if you would like any info and I will post up after the scooter is in my possession.

I'll try and be better about posting more consistently, we've got someone I need to welcome, more rap videos to post as well as a E's scooter build which I only plan on posting here.  Stay semi-posted!

DMBK in Scoot Magazine

Props to Xtra and Peezy for the Scoot photos!  My mom is pretty psyched too, her car is now in a magazine!

Many thanks to RivalGang for doing the Rally that isn't a Rally that got into the Rally section of Scoot!  Good Review by John Tonic too, most of you guys met him at the ride, make sure you check his site out: high desert scooterist and lets return the favor and make sure we get up there for a ride this year.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Some of you may have heard me mention this movie over the weekend.  I saw it Saturday night and was blessed with the BEST christmas movie ever.  Do yourself a favor and catch it at the Esquire Theatre while you can.

This is the trailer for the movie:

Hit up the Esquire for tickets:

https://tickets.landmarktheatres.com/ticketing.aspx?theatreid=228

Upcoming post about the newest Blogger and Hooch for the Homeless ReCap!

Welcome Ivanski the Russian

ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ ДОМ

You already snuck a post past me FAWKER!

Are you actually Russian?  I was just guessing, you do look like Dolph Lundgren, kinda...



HALF PINTS OF LOVE 3% / HOOCH FOR THE HOMELESS

I'm all about this.  The packing of hooch will be held at Russ & Sarah 's house this Wednesday (12-15-10) with deliveries happening this upcoming Saturday (12-18-10).  Get a hold of me in the many various ways available and I will hook-up the address.  I'm not a fan of posting peoples home address on the interwebs, but it is in Westminister.

I'll also have a car for the evening so anyone who wants to ride up with E and I should hit me up.

I'll have more information about the actual deliveries after wednesday night so check back soon.  Same DMBK time, same DMBK place.

UNCLE PEEZY!

WELCOME HOME!

FIGHT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!

All this shit talking from both sides is pathetic. Fight or shut the fuck up. You guys can do it at my shop, I have gloves if you want, or go bare knuckles. We can even take bets so the winner can take some money home. You look like a bunch of girls with your forum fighting.

So man up, set a time and place, and lets make this happen, or shut the fuck up!

http://totalruckus.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=95&t=51727&start=60

DRAMA, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!

I'M SORRY

YOUR WELCOME!

The past two hours went by surpisingly fast.  My fingers hurt too. 

But I did apologize, feels weird, but it was the right thing to do.

See you guys tonight!  7pm @ Signs On Broadway!

DMBK Acronyms

Trying to come up with more sticker ideas, along the lines of 'Drink Milk, Barf Kookies'.  I'm not good at things like this so throw out some ideas.  Ridiculous will be appreciated and considered, so go that route if need be.  I would also love submissions for 'WORST SCOOTER KREW EVER' & 'DMBGay' logo idea's for T-shirts.


Dump                  
Mary
Bring
Kelly

Den
Mother
Brings
Kookies

Den
Mother
Beats
Kids

Derek
Must
Be
Kidding

Don't
Mention
Black
Krackers

Do
More
Bad
Krap

Drink
More
Bud
Kid

Dirty
Man
Boy
Krew

Do
More
Bad
Karaoke

ONE DOLLA!

SHooOOOTZZ!

"Whoever wishes to keep a secret must hide the fact that he possesses one"

Many thanks to Johann Wolfgang von Goethe for the rad quote for the title of this post.  You can read more about the most important German language writer ever here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe

So it has come to my attention that what is said here while nonsense may hurt some peoples feelings.  The point of this was to say ANYTHING about ANYONE and not have to worry about offending said individuals.  But in doing so the blog is open to anyone and everyone, anyone who happens to find it can read it.  I have left it off the search engine and blogger listings features as a magic Harry Potter type blanket cloaking device, but any resourceful human being could get here.  So my question is do we remove the cloaking device but add a feature where only 'members' can read it.  Or do we just stay where we are at?

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”

Chanakya has some good shit to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanakya

It seems like all the good quotes are from centuries ago.  Nowadays we get "Superman dat Ho"!

WELCOME AIMEE!

One of 3 female DMBK riders.  Bonus points for whoever can name the other 2.  She is the main inspiration for me to start a DMBK blog, well, and to talk shit about other people.

Make sure you check out her personal blog as well, it puts this one to shame:

http://modchen.com/

WELCOME HOME AIMEE!

I'm jus sayin'

BUT does anyone notice a pattern with GSG?  Scoots go over there, get taken apart/stripped, while the owners aren't there and shit goes missing.  Even Jessie and James have had shit go missing out of there.  I wonder if SR had anything go missing?  While I in no way condone stealing, I do wonder if maybe it is some kind of cosmic retribution related to bad karma or just coincidence.  Either way warn noobs of such accusations, true or not people need to know about that kind of thing.

Wednesday Ride Night

Phở ; often written pho in Australia,New Zealand, United Kingdom, and the United States, is a Vietnamese noodle soup usually served with beef (pho bo) or chicken (pho ga).  The soup includes noodles made from rice and is often served with basil, lime, bean sprouts and peppers that are added to the soup by the consumer.

Thanks to Wikipedia for the picture and definition, for more info see:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pho

1st beer is on me tonight.

DMBK T-shirt continue

While Jeff Olson slaves away on the new Tee, I wanted to show some of the concepts. These images below came from the derange mind of he who is know as Busk. Will they ever get made who knows hah.

Wednesday Ride Night

Tonight is Wednesday, I wonder who I can get into a fight with tonight?

Jeff Olson and the DMBK shirt

I met Jeff, aka “Grim” when I first moved to Denver from El Paso about 10 years ago. Besides being a total lush for Jack and Coke, Jeff when he is sober enough, is also a pretty sick artist - specializing as a graphic designer/ illustrator.

You can find a bit of his work here:


Grim's WebPage





A while back I asked him if he could design a new DMBK t-shirt, I actually threatened him! I told him if he didn’t produce the goods that I would be jacking all of his Jack. Well, that got the ball rolling…

Jeff recruited Andrea to pose for the shirt: , photo below of Andrea taken by Sean Hartgrove.

The following pictures show the progression of the shirt design:







The initial idea came from an earlier DMBK concept Busk was working on – “Titties and Ice-cream”. Jeff was going to work with Busk’s first pic to rock-it and make it better. But in the end Jeff decided that it would be easier to start fresh – though. with the same idea as Busk’s “Titties and Ice-cream”

Ice cream has been replaced w/ a fist, plus a banner was added.


I was lucky enough to get a sneak peek to see where the pic is now… SICK!

Jeff is a bit of a perfectionist and is taking his time with the final piece.The finished design is very close to being complete.

I’ll update as we go… and hopefully with some more pics..




^TEASER^

Really?

Sorry for lack of a Wednesday post, shit got a little hectic in the real life.

After the crap that happened last night with Sterling I will be taking a break from TR. 

When someone who really doesn't know the whole 'lame-ass internet story' starts bringing shit up that they were not involved in, it makes me fucking crazy.  So the best way to avoid having shit like that happen is to not moderate or visit a forum that I have a great affinity for (5 years will do that shit).  I understand that this is what happens when people don't like you (me) or the way you (I) do things at times, so instead of continuing down that path, I'm gonna stop and smell the roses.  I will have more time to get this blog up to par finally!

You 'Nikkas' know how to find me!

Love,

Derek aka LiteW8 aka DenMother aka Moderating Post Nazi

MonSta Ride Video from The SickBoys very own Joey6P!

Video from Joey6P of the Sick Boys!



Good Shit!

MonSta Ride RunDown

As usual the annual Sportique Monsta Ride did not disappoint.  I heard close to 90 scooters attended, and we were easily the most well represented group!  Rolling up to Sportique as a group with 15 very different bikes will do that for you.  The questions started to roll in, especially for SR who brought what was the most talked about and photographed bike of the afternoon.  Congrats Homie and thanks for reppin that DMBK sticker!  Julie from RivalGang had cold PBR's which I would normally turn down but it was 11:30am and I needed a pick-me up!  Got a chance to catch up with some scooter folks that I haven't seen in a very long time, and also got a lead on a cherry 50cc ItalJet Dragster (watch out).

After a quick rundown of the Route from the Sportique guys we left through to alley and over to the Rich Neighborhood, which apparently is having the roads re-done.  WOW, what a shitty stretch of crap/road, I'm really surprised but happy no one took a spill.  After riding through that shit we hit some DTC roads followed by the ever popular (remember when we did that shit 3 years ago?) Cherry Creek Dam Road.  The view of the Reservoir was amazing, as well as the panoramic view of the mountains behind us, with some still visible smoke in Boulder.  This was followed up with a trip on the I-225 frontage road, where on the highway a group of about 50-60 Harley's were going by, CLASSIC! 

This is where the ride gets a little slow through Aurora.  The only stop on the ride was at the 'Wings Over the Rockies Museum' for a photo and safety meetings en mass.  We rallied up and ended up on Smith Road which if you have ever ridden on you know has horrible holes around the train tracks, luckily everyone managed to spot them in time, and I even saw a dude on a Vespa go over them at 30MPH with a damn passenger, must be nice to have ground clearance and good suspension or just no smarts.  We passed Suba which I had heard was gonna be out front wagging their dicks around but they wussed out I guess, maybe next time Troy? 

Made it to Sportique Denver where I promptly parked in the shade and and began to contemplate what to do for next years riding season.  Big Steve had a box of deliciously half-melted chocodiles, which he gave to me and I handed out, this was better than the PBR earlier in the day.  After an hour or so of chilling and trying to plan what we were gonna do next, a few of us did a ride through downtown to Karma @ Broadway and Ellsworth.  Not normally a place I would eat, but the pan fried pork dumplings were great, and your 2nd beer is free so shit!  While I didn't try any of the edimae Tia and Aimee had, it did smell very good.

At this point I was pretty tired, said my goodbyes, and headed home behind Xtra.  All in all it was another great ride.  Many thanks to everyone who rode down to Sportique as group!  Special thanks to the SickBoys out of FoCo, you guys and lady are welcome anytime.  I'm gonna post your video Joey once I get your permission!

I think next year I'm gonna do a BBQ after this ride that will be invite / cool kids only so we aren't wondering what to do after this ride.  Maybe do slow races and keg stands?  Any suggestions?